Description
x| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, slightly oversized comfort with a dry, witty edge. This crewneck settles in like a familiar roommate—warm, breathable, and easy to throw on when you want to keep commentary low and sarcasm high. The minimalist front design reads “sarcasm loading…” above a loading bar, so it speaks the language of late-night banter, coffee lines, and long commutes without saying too much. Wear it around friends who appreciate a clever grin, at casual meetups, or during lazy weekends when the world can wait a few more downloads.
The sweatshirt’s medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels substantial without weighing you down. Reinforced double-needle stitching keeps the shoulders and cuffs holding up wash after wash. The crew neckline and tubular knit body produce a clean, classic silhouette that layers easily under jackets or over tees. Subtle details—like the tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified dyes—make it feel thoughtful for everyday life.
This is for people who lean into dry humor and low-key style. It pairs naturally with jeans, leggings, or your favorite beanie. Slip it on when you want your outfit to do the talking in an understated, smart way.
Product features
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability
- Tubular, seam-free body for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Embroidery and print options (DTG/DTF) on chest and wrists for customization
- Certified and ethical materials: OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol, and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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