Description
x| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee wears like a friend you’ve had for years — soft, substantial, and perfectly casual. A cheeky “sarcasm loading…” graphic sits across the chest, a low-key status update for anyone fluent in dry humor. The heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton develops a lived-in softness with every wash, while the tubular knit and garment-dye treatment give each shirt subtle character and color depth. It drapes easily over jeans, hoodies, or under jackets — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to keep things comfortable and a little bit funny. Made with durable double-needle stitching and a sewn-in label, it’s built to last through everyday wear and endless one-liners.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color, texture, and unique vintage feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and pre-shrunk fabric for long-lasting shape
- Available S–4XL in many colors; relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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