Description
x| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Slide into a soft, lived-in vibe with this crewneck sweatshirt that speaks in dry wit. The front reads “SARCASM” in bold, with the smaller tagline brushed beneath: “It’s how I hug.” It’s quietly funny — the kind of piece you reach for on cool mornings, coffee in hand, when conversation is optional but personality isn’t. Comfortable and sturdy, it drapes easily over tees or layers under a jacket. The neutral tone keeps the message front-and-center while staying low-key. Wear it to lazy weekends, casual meetups, or evenings by the fire when you want to keep people guessing whether you really mean it. Subtle, warm, and a little bit cheeky — for those who prefer humor with heart.
Product features
- Tubular knit without side seams for smoother look and reduced fabric waste
- 50/50 cotton–polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable comfort
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; inner labels printed with DTF, main prints with DTG
- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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